I think Mr Reeves was very upset when I said I would have

to check the information he gave me about his car

Sheila Gandi

You wouldn't believe this video I've got of Alison

last Christmas where she doesn't stop talking

for an hour and a half!

Nick, AB's husband, wrongly

I'm a keen student of David Schofield

TJO

Your fag packet is bigger than my fag packet

DJS to RC

Due to the sad death of Paddy, the Bar, to all intents and

Purposes, will remain closed during our grief; but so as not

to inconvenience our customers, the door will remain ajar.

`Tis what Paddy wanted. Thank you

Recent announcement in The Cork Examiner

Professionals know how to fix their mistakes

Amateurs don't make any

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It's all about emotions and feelings

AB

But what is woman? _ but only one of Nature's

agreeable blunders

Mrs Hannah Cowley, Who's the Dupe?

e impossible avere la botta piene e la moglia umbriaca

You can't have the bottle full and your wife durnk

RC

All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance

Edward Gibbon

It's better to sing than to struggle

GM

ISD wish you and your staff

a Happy Christmas and a

Peaceful and Successful New Year

VeronicaSharonSallyLataAlanGaryAlexSusanNickDinkarRogerJohn

Robert called me over. I thought he wanted me to clear away the cups and plates - but he wanted to talk business

JEJ

There's light at the end of the tunnel

DJS, of the sales figures, exceedingly boringly and incorrectly