No 11 ~ 2000
yet one more electronic
of Aphorisms, Axioms, Saws, Maxims,
Quotations & Adages
Busy OSRAM Manager
If you don't get a rich husband I cannot see the point of a husband
John you're always smug - it's just the extent that varies!
That's the puddle where the poodle did the piddle
What's the difference between Ean 10 and Ean 40?
Please don't eat Robert's nuts
.....seafood salad - a dish I avoid like a plague of fishes in Italian restaurants. It always
looks like someone has Black & Deckered an Ann Summers rep's samples.
The right place for Lorraine is upstairs!
He's the head - you're the neck
There is nothing to compare
With the emotions you feel
When you're talking to your meal!
I was busy interviewing for Robert's job
I think it must be something I ate (sic)
There is this Austrian walking along the street and he sees a banana skin in front of him.
After some thought he says "Why me? Why is it always me?
There is nothing sinister in this delay - we really do want to do the deal - trust us!
wish you and your staff
a Happy Christmas and a
and Successful New Year
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